Santa Cancels Nephew’s Presents
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The Nephew was screaming his head off and generally being a right little brat for Wee Sis on Sunday past. In steps Uncle John with a cunning plan involving a mobile phone and a phoney call to Santa. The words went something along the lines of ….
“Hello Santa!
Yes, I’m contacting you to report the Nephew who has been pretty bad this year.
Oh! He has already been reported and you know about him.
Ah! You’ve already taken back some of the toys he was getting this year.
… And if he doesn’t behave you’ll not bother with any presents!”
After a little bit of drama from Wee Sis surrounding Santa and the call, and an appropriate delay, the Nephew transition from brat to angel. Mmmm! We’ll until he spotted some footballs he had to have!
This Santa things has some legs, me thinks! Don’t anyone dare tell him that Santa doesn’t exist. I don’t think he’d believe you anyway ;-).
