Unusual Funeral
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A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed a most unusual funeral. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.The man couldn’t stand his curiosity any longer, so he approached the man walking with the dog…
“I am so sorry to disturb you, but I’ve never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in a single line. Whose funeral is it?”
The solitary man replies, “That first coffin is for my wife.”
“What happened to her?”, he inquires.
“My dog attacked and killed her.” responds the man.
The man now totally intrigued by the other coffin asks, “Well, who is in the second coffin?”
“My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also.”, replies the man.
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first one asks in excitement , “Can I borrow the dog?”
The solitary man gestures towards the procession and replies, “Join the queue.”
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