Gynaecologist’s Assistant Job Opening
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A young man goes into the Job Centre in Glasgow and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more - ‘Can you give me some more details about this?’ he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - ‘Oh yes here it is : The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they’re ready for the gynecologist’s examination. There’s an annual salary of £45,000, but you’re going to have to go to Inverness!
‘Oh why, is that where the job is?’
‘No sir - that’s the end of the queue!’
