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Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.  My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

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Photo of Peggy May

 

Employer’s response:…..

Dear Peggy May,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check. You can start on Monday.

 

Your sincerely

Marshall Casanova
HR Director

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2 Comments so far »

  1. Pinksy said,

    Wrote on February 28, 2008 @ 8:29 pm

    Is that how it works then?

  2. John said,

    Wrote on February 28, 2008 @ 11:14 pm

    Makes it dead easy… be a retarded idiot and you get the job! That poor girl needs breast reduction surgery! :shock:

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