Fruit Polos
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos. He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began to say:
‘Red………..cherry,’
‘Yellow……..lemon,’
‘Green………lime,’
‘Orange…….orange.’
Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
‘Well,’ he said ‘I’ll give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’ One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled:
‘Oh My God!!!! They’re arse-holes!!’
