Can Your Pecker Touch Your Ass?
A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler.
The little boy asks: “Can I have a beer Grandpa?”
Grandpa replies: “Can your pecker touch your ass?”
The little boy answered : “No Grandpa. It’s just a little pecker”.
Gramps says: “Well then, you’re not man enough to have a beer”.
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
The little boy asks: “Can I have a cigar Grandpa?”
Once again, Grandpa asks: “Can your pecker touch your ass?”
Once again the little boy replies, “No, it’s too little”.
Gramps replies, “Then you’re not man enough to have a cigar”.
A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies.
Grandpa asks, “Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?”
The boy ask, “Can your pecker touch your ass?”
Gramps replies , “Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass”.
The little boy replies, “Then go fuck yourself. Grandma made these for me”.
