Three Doctors
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Thanks to the Lone Voice for this one….
Three doctors are bragging about their country’s medical achievements.
The Israeli doctor starts by saying “medicine in my country is so advanced we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him up and looking for work in six weeks”.
The German doctor says “that’s nothing, in Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks”.
Not to be out done the English doctor says, “we can take an arsehole out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street, and have half the fucking country looking for work within 24 hours”.
Here’s hoping the good folk of Glenrothes makes the right choice in a few weeks!
