Under the Stars
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The Lone Ranger & Tonto were camping in the desert. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger & says, “Kemosabe, look towards sky; what you see?”
The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.”
“What that tell you?” asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute or two, then says, “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful , & we are small & insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a really beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?”
“You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole tent.”
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