To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.

Employer’s response:

Dear Bryan ,
It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you Monday.

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I bought a deodorant stick today

I’d never used one before, so I read the instructions.

They said  ‘Remove top and slowly push up bottom’

I’m in Casualty at the moment, but my farts smell lovely!!!

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?", she asked.

"Hunting Flies",he responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?", she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females!", he responded.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!”

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A  3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

‘Mum’, he  asked, ‘Are these my brains?’

‘Not yet,’ she replied.

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