Fly Killing
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?", she asked.
"Hunting Flies",he responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?", she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females!", he responded.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!”
