To be shure… to be shure…
An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 999.
Irishman: ”It’s my wife! I’ve accidentally shot her, I’ve killed her!”
Operator: ”Please calm down Sir, can you first make sure she is actually dead!”
*click* *BANG*
Irishman: ”Okay, done that. What next?”
