Grumbling Tummy

A minister decided that a visual Demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were  placed into four separate jars.

The first worm  was put into a container Of  alcohol..

The  second worm was put into a container Of cigarette smoke..

The  third worm was put into a container of Chocolate  syrup.

The  fourth worm was put into a container of Good clean soil.

At  the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported  the following results:

The first worm in  alcohol – Dead.

The second worm  in cigarette smoke – Dead.

The third worm in chocolate syrup – Dead.

Fourth  worm in good clean soil -Alive.

So the  Minister asked the congregation, “What did you learn from this demonstration?”

Maxine was sitting in  the back, quickly raised her hand and said, ”As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!”

That  pretty much ended the service.

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