A Glesga Burd
Man buy’s a Budgie from Scotland.
It keeps repeating, “Am a Glesca Budgie I’m as hard as f**k”
After a week the man gets so fed up he buys a Kestrel and puts it in the cage saying, “Let’s see how hard you are now!”
Next morning the Kestrel is dead and the Budgie is repeating, “Am a Glesca Budgie am hard as f**k!”
Man buys a Buzzard puts it in the cage. Next morning the Buzzards dead and the Budgie is saying, “Am a Glesca Budgie am hard as f**k!”
Man buys a Golden Eagle puts it in the cage. Next morning the Eagle is dead and the Budgie has no feathers left?
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Budgie says, “Had tae take ma jaikit aff fur that F**ker!”
(for my English friends) I had to take my jacket off for that f**ker!
