Archive for June, 2011

The Diet

An  Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor  put him on a diet.

“I  want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip  a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.  The next time I see you, you should have lost at  least 5 pounds.”

When the Irishman  returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost  nearly 60lbs!

“Why, that’s amazing!” the  doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

The Irishman nodded…”I’ll tell you  though, by jaesuz, I t’aut I were going to drop  dead on dat 3rd day.”

“From the hunger,  you mean?” asked the doctor.

“No, from  the f**kin’ skippin”.