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		<title>How Much!</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2007/03/02/how-much/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 19:50:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Money Programme featured &#8220;The cost of kids&#8221; tonight, in which we found out that kids can cost up to £180,000 to bring up. I knew it; the little darlings are being spoiled and wasted these days&#8230; it wasn&#8217;t like that in my day! For goodness sake! You&#8217;d be cheaper with a privately done vasectomy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Dutch Oven</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:04:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No it isn&#8217;t a cooking tool used in the Netherlands! See the real definition. This entry is dedicated to my good old pal Davie Barr, who was the first person I heard using this definition many years ago.]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday to Me &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 00:02:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sing along with me: Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me&#8230;. Cash and cheques are acceptable gifts. Please no cards as they are a waste of money and just go straight in the blue recycling bin! Now I&#8217;m not saying that this was the blue bin after last year&#8217;s birthday but &#8230;.]]></description>
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		<title>How Will Santa Get In?</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2005/09/13/how-will-santa-get-in/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 10:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Nephew shows concern about Santa's visit!]]></description>
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		<title>Santa Cancels Nephew&#8217;s Presents</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2004/12/21/santa-cancels-nephews-presents/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2004 07:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Nephew was screaming his head off and generally being a right little brat for Wee Sis on Sunday past. In steps Uncle John with a cunning plan involving a mobile phone and a phoney call to Santa. The words went something along the lines of &#8230;. &#8220;Hello Santa! Yes, I&#8217;m contacting you to report [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pantomine Nephew</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2004/10/19/pantomine-nephew/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 23:19:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Nephew went along to a theatre version of Humpty Dumpty. As in all good pantomines the baddie was out to steal Humpty&#8217;s yolk by cracking him open! When Humpty mounted the tall wall, the Nephew was heard to scream at the top of his voice: Don&#8217;t do it Humpty! You&#8217;ll fall and hurt yourself!]]></description>
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		<title>Gran&#8217;s Wisdom on Four Year Olds</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2004/07/27/grans-wisdom-on-four-year-olds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2004 20:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wee sis took me and all the family through to see Gran last week. Gran has rumbled the fact that The Nephew is now in the listening and repeating phase. Not to be outdone she devised a cunning plan to spell the keywords that function as triggers to him. She was quoted as saying: &#8220;He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy 4th Birthday</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2004/07/16/happy-4th-birthday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2004 23:51:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is The Nephew&#8217;s birthday today. Happy 4th birthday Blair.]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a Niece!</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2004/06/19/its-a-niece/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2004 20:38:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eventually Wee Sis has managed to pop one out: a baby that is! Baby Rebecca was born at 00:29 on the 18th June 2004. She weighed in at 7lb 3oz or thereabouts and would appear to have mastered the subtle art of crying her lungs out! Glad to see she can master things so quickly. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby or a Load of Wind?</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2004/06/16/baby-or-a-load-of-wind/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2004/06/16/baby-or-a-load-of-wind/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 15:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wee sis is still hanging onto devil-spawn no 2. She phoned me in the early hours of Sunday morning thinking, &#8220;this is it!&#8221; I had to go down, pickup The Nephew and take him all the way through to my parents in Glasgow. Needless to say it was 5:30am before I got back. Got about [...]]]></description>
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