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		<title>Just a Tap&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 07:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab,&#160; nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from&#160; a&#160; large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Computer Gender</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:03:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. &#8216;House&#8217; for instance, is feminine: &#8216;la casa.&#8217; &#8216;Pencil,&#8217; however, is masculine: &#8216;el lapis.&#8217; A student asked, &#8216;What gender is &#8216;computer&#8217;?&#8217; Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cheap Flights</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 08:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some “Word of Wisdom” sung by Fascinating Aida…. Technorati Tags: cheap flights, Fascinating Aida, funny, humor, humour]]></description>
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		<title>The Old Golfer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 07:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Arthur is 90 years old. He&#8217;s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. &#34;That&#8217;s it,&#34; he tells his wife. &#34;I&#8217;m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I&#8217;ve hit the ball I couldn&#8217;t see where it went.&#34; His wife sympathizes and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cleanup on aisle 25</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/08/12/cleanup-on-aisle-25/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 07:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. &#8216;What do you think you&#8217;re doing?&#8217; asks the wife. &#8216;They&#8217;re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies. &#8216;Put them back, we can&#8217;t afford them demands the wife, and so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pub Quiz</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 09:08:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My team lost the pub quiz last night by 1 point. The last question was: “Where do most women have curly hair?” &#8230;&#8230;. apparently the correct answer is Africa! Technorati Tags: Africa, humor, humour, joke, pub quiz]]></description>
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		<title>The Lottery Win</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/07/26/the-lottery-win/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A husband says to his wife, &#34;what would you do if I won the Lotto?&#34; She says,&#160; &#34;I&#8217;d take half, then leave you.&#34; &#34;Excellent,&#34; he replies, &#34;I won £20 , here&#8217;s £10 &#8211; now Fuck off!&#34; Technorati Tags: humor, humour, joke, lottery]]></description>
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		<title>Ann Summer&#8217;s Fatality</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife, special birthday. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Staying Cool</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/07/20/staying-cool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 20:27:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It&#8217;s obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles. Meanwhile, Granddad is working [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Management Tree Diagram</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/07/17/management-tree-diagram/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 11:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When top level guys look down, they see only shit;&#160; When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes&#8230; Technorati Tags: funny, humor, humour, management]]></description>
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