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Santa Cancels Nephew’s Presents

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The Nephew was screaming his head off and generally being a right little brat for Wee Sis on Sunday past. In steps Uncle John with a cunning plan involving a mobile phone and a phoney call to Santa. The words went something along the lines of ….

“Hello Santa!

Yes, I’m contacting you to report the Nephew who has been pretty bad this year.

Oh! He has already been reported and you know about him.

Ah! You’ve already taken back some of the toys he was getting this year.

… And if he doesn’t behave you’ll not bother with any presents!”

After a little bit of drama from Wee Sis surrounding Santa and the call, and an appropriate delay, the Nephew transition from brat to angel. Mmmm! We’ll until he spotted some footballs he had to have!

This Santa things has some legs, me thinks! Don’t anyone dare tell him that Santa doesn’t exist. I don’t think he’d believe you anyway ;-).

Happy 4th Birthday

Car cake for The Nephew

It is The Nephew’s birthday today. Happy 4th birthday Blair.

Today’s Vehicles - Brought To You By The Nephew

A scene of carnage and destruction - designed by The Nephew!

In light of “Crash! Bump! Bang!”, today’s vehicles are another scene of carnage and destruction.

Today’s Car - Brought To You By The Nephew

Sorry its been over a week since the last photo from the Nephew’s Car collection…

Model car selected by The Nephew!

Today’s Lorry - Brought To You By The Nephew

This one has loads of extra twirly bits…

A cement mixer truck

Today’s Car - Brought To You By The Nephew

And today’s vehicle is …

Today's vehicle brought to you by The Nephew

Today’s Car - Brought To You By The Nephew

This one looks like it has seen better days …

Beat up banger of a vehicle

Carnage! Today’s Car - Brought To You By The Nephew

Sorry for the delay in getting “Today’s Car”, but there has been carnage!

Carnage! Vehicles crashed everywhere

However, I suspect foul-play most awful! Mmmm! This looks like it wasn’t an accident, maybe an act of someone playing God…

Looks like this wasn't an accident

Today’s Car - Brought To You By The Nephew

Strange looking road in today’s picture…

Strange looking road in today's car brought to you by The Nephew

Today’s Car - Brought To You By The Nephew

Car damaged by boy racer!

Unfortunately today’s car has been damaged in an accident. It was rear-ended by a boy racer in a VW Golf.

Today’s Lorry - Brought To You By The Nephew

Another first, a lorry just for a change:

A lorry - The Nephew's choice for today

We had to change the description of these types of vehicles to “Lorry”. The Nephew used to call them something that rhymes with “truck” but his pronounciation sounded more like a well known swear word.

Today’s Vehicle - Brought To You By The Nephew

I think this is the first van The Nephew has selected.

A van is The Nephew's Choice for today

I could do with one of these for the business, but maybe with a bit more loading capacity!

Today’s Car - Brought To You By The Nephew

Today’s vehicle …

Today's vehicle from The Nephew

Mmmm! He seems to have a fetish for police cars.

Today’s Speeding Car - Brought To You By The Nephew

This one was speeding towards me! I only just managed to jump out of the way before it mowed me down.

Speeding car

I hope the polis pull him for speeding!

Today’s Sporty Car - Brought To You By The Nephew

The Nephew has gone all sporty for today’s vehicle …

A little sport number!

Nice choice BJ. This should pull the burds!