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	<title>Grumbling Tummy &#187; Politics</title>
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		<title>The Bodyguard</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2011/03/11/the-bodyguard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 11:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gadaffi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Libya]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine being the Libyan leaders bodyguard when someone tries to shoot him and you have to shout &#34;Gadaffi Duck!&#34; Technorati Tags: Gadaffi,humour,humor,joke,Libya]]></description>
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		<title>Mixing Yellow and Blue</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/05/13/mixing-yellow-and-blue/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/05/13/mixing-yellow-and-blue/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 18:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Clegg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Conservative]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Green Party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liberal Democrat]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Q. What happens when you mix yellow and blue paint? A. Yes, you get green! Q. What happens when you mix Liberal Democrat and Conservative? A. You get an offer to join the Green Party. See the Green Party’s offer to LibDem members who feel betrayed by Clegg. Have the other parties missed a similar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>North East Fife Election Communications</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/05/02/north-east-fife-election-communications/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/05/02/north-east-fife-election-communications/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 13:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bigot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Conservative Party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gordon Brown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Labour Party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liberal Democrats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark Hood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Miles Briggs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ming Campbell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[North East Fife]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rod Campbell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SNP]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Let’s take a whirlwind tour of my thoughts so far on the local election communications, a big factor in forming the decision on where I’ll be placing my cross on Thursday… actually it will probably be Tuesday or Wednesday as I’ve got a postal vote. &#160; &#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; As someone who voted SNP at the Scottish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Definition of Politics</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/01/27/definition-of-politics/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/01/27/definition-of-politics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 11:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Conservative]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[government]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Labour]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whether (Con) Liberal or Labour , I think you&#8217;ll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, &#8216;What is Politics?&#8217; Dad says, &#8216;Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Campaign: More Money Needed for Bandwidth</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2009/05/24/campaign-more-money-needed-for-bandwidth/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2009/05/24/campaign-more-money-needed-for-bandwidth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 17:44:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Houses of Parliament]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Julie Kirkbride]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MP]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nadine Dorries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Lone Voice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Westminster]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like our MPs need more communications budget to pay for bandwidth! Under the magnifying glass Julie Kirkbride MP has been taken off the Internet as her hosting package doesn’t meet the needs of the electorate. Perhaps fate is hinting at the future awaiting this MP. &#160;&#160; Screenshot: Julie Kirkbride’s website displays an error The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MP Doesn&#8217;t Know Who Collects Taxes</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2009/05/16/mp-doesnt-know-who-collects-taxes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2009/05/16/mp-doesnt-know-who-collects-taxes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 17:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Words Of Wisdom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hazel Blears]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HMRC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MP]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Westminster]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I can’t believe the media didn’t spot the fact that the Communities Minister, Hazel Blears MP, had a worthless cheque for £13k in her hands the other day! It didn’t have a payee on it! Still not sure if it is a blank payee? Looks very much like no payee details! For Hazel’s benefit, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Barber</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2009/05/13/the-barber/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2009/05/13/the-barber/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 13:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parliament]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Barber &#8211; One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, &#8216;I cannot accept money from you. I&#8217;m doing community service this week.&#8217; The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama&#8217;s Elf</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2009/02/17/obamas-elf/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2009/02/17/obamas-elf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Funny stuff… Via Pinksy. Technorati Tags: elf, humour, humor, joke, Obama]]></description>
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		<title>There Will be No Depression</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2009/02/14/there-will-be-no-depression/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2009/02/14/there-will-be-no-depression/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 22:49:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Words Of Wisdom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is an interesting article about the current recession and how it won’t end up in depression. Even more interesting is some of the analysis! Technorati Tags: depression, recession]]></description>
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		<title>The Environment Minister</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2008/11/10/the-environment-minister/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2008/11/10/the-environment-minister/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier today I interviewed Mike Russell MSP, the Scottish Government Minister for the Environment, for Freuchie Flood Action Group at the launch event for the Scottish Flood Forum. You can read the full story and see the short video here. Yet again, an SNP politician has left a lasting impression on me. Technorati Tags: Freuchie [...]]]></description>
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