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		<title>Cheap Flights</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/08/22/cheap-flights/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 08:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some “Word of Wisdom” sung by Fascinating Aida…. Technorati Tags: cheap flights, Fascinating Aida, funny, humor, humour]]></description>
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		<title>Mechanic vs Pilot</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/03/02/mechanic-vs-pilot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a &#34;gripe sheet&#34;, which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nine Phrases Women Use</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2009/09/06/nine-phrases-women-use/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 13:48:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MP Doesn&#8217;t Know Who Collects Taxes</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2009/05/16/mp-doesnt-know-who-collects-taxes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 17:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can’t believe the media didn’t spot the fact that the Communities Minister, Hazel Blears MP, had a worthless cheque for £13k in her hands the other day! It didn’t have a payee on it! Still not sure if it is a blank payee? Looks very much like no payee details! For Hazel’s benefit, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There Will be No Depression</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2009/02/14/there-will-be-no-depression/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 22:49:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is an interesting article about the current recession and how it won’t end up in depression. Even more interesting is some of the analysis! Technorati Tags: depression, recession]]></description>
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		<title>The Frying Pan</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2009/01/07/the-frying-pan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his mother couldn&#8217;t help but notice how lovely Peter&#8217;s flat mate, Joanne, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>She&#8217;s Going to Multiply</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2008/09/24/shes-going-to-multiply/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Whatever you give a woman, she&#8217;s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she&#8217;ll give you a baby.If you give her a house, she&#8217;ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she&#8217;ll give you a meal.If you give her a smile, she&#8217;ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UPDATED: Gone to the Rabid Dogs</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2008/04/26/gone-to-the-rabid-dogs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2008/04/26/gone-to-the-rabid-dogs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been informed that the original news agency report, that was picked up by the main stream press, got some of the facts surround this story a little muddled. This blog post has been modified to reflect the corrections starting to appear from the main stream press. As part of the update, we&#8217;d like to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brokeback Mountain Ruins it for Cowboys</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2008/04/24/brokeback-mountain-ruins-it-for-cowboys/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2008/04/24/brokeback-mountain-ruins-it-for-cowboys/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t know where this &#34;came&#34; from but it is perfect spoiler material! Technorati Tags: Brokeback Mountain, cowboy, funny, gay, humour, humour]]></description>
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		<title>A Public Health Announcement</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2008/04/20/a-public-health-announcement/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2008/04/20/a-public-health-announcement/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 17:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. .and those who don&#8217;t. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end [...]]]></description>
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