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		<title>Airplane Ride</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/03/16/airplane-ride/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, &#8216;Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?&#8217;
The rabbi responded, &#8216;Yes, that is still one of our laws.&#8217;
The priest then asked, &#8216;Have you ever eaten pork?&#8217;
To [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daddy&#8217;s Going to Eat Your Finger</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This one is for everyone who&#8230;

has kids
had kids
was a kid
knows a kid
is going to have kids

I guess that means all of us!! 
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, &#8216;Daddy, look at this&#8217; , and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m on Google Street View!</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/03/12/im-on-google-street-view/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Google]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ladybank]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The title of this post says it all… I got caught by the Google Street View car a few months back! It caught me getting into my car after I had been into the doctors’ surgery at Ladybank. 
    View Larger Map
Yes, it really is me. 
Technorati Tags: Google,  Google Street [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cinders</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/03/07/cinders/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cinderella]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bandit for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.
Cinderella said, &#34;Fairy Godmother, what are you doing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Psychiatrists vs Bartenders</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/03/06/psychiatrists-vs-bartenders/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever since I was a child I’ve always had a fear of someone hiding under my bed at night. So I recently went to a shrink to see what could be done.
&#8216;I&#8217;ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there&#8217;s somebody under it.&#160; I&#8217;m scared.&#160; I think I&#8217;m going crazy.&#8217; was my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Johnny</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tiger Woods]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: &#34;Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.&#34;
Little Johnny says [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Best Road Tax Disc Holder in the World</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/03/06/the-best-road-tax-holder-in-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 10:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Classic and so true!

Technorati Tags: humour,  humor,  joke,  tax holder
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		<title>A Sheep on a Leash</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/03/06/a-sheep-on-a-leash/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/03/06/a-sheep-on-a-leash/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 09:27:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cow]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Scotsman]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says&#8230;
&#34;Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.&#34;
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, &#34;If you weren&#8217;t such an idiot, you&#8217;d know that&#8217;s a sheep, Not a cow.&#34;
The guy replies, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mechanic vs Pilot</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/03/02/mechanic-vs-pilot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/03/02/mechanic-vs-pilot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Words Of Wisdom]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Qantas]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a &#34;gripe sheet&#34;, which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nurses aren&#8217;t supposed to laugh</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/02/27/nurses-arent-supposed-to-laugh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Of course I won&#8217;t laugh!’, said the nurse. ‘I&#8217;m a professional. In over twenty years I&#8217;ve never laughed at a patient.&#8217; 
&#8216;Okay then.&#8217; said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest &#8216;man-thingy&#8217; the nurse had ever seen.
Length and width, it couldn&#8217;t have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control [...]]]></description>
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