Grumbling Tummy

Viagra for Tea

John — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:43:38 +0000

‘Viagra’ is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn’t enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. Technorati Tags: funny, humor, humour, Viagra

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Six Kids

John — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:37:04 +0000

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?” He replied, “No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.” Technorati Tags: condom, funny, humor, humour

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Lipstick in Schools

John — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:46:34 +0000

According to a news report, a certain private school in Newcastle upon Tyne was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the [...]

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Bob’s Birthday Outing

John — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:06:11 +0000

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, ‘Hey, Bob! How ya doin?’ His wife is puzzled [...]

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Sectarian Pandas

John — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:53:20 +0000

Celtic minded people all over the globe are in outrage over what appears to be a blatant act of sectarianism by 2 bigotted pandas. Celebrity fans like Rod Stewart, Bono, Michelle McManus, Juan Ghuy, Dr Death John Reid and the Japanese Prime Minister have came out and slammed these panda’s for inciting a sensitive [...]

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What Goes Around Comes Around

John — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 11:19:09 +0000

Strange how the plot never changes! Technorati Tags: 2D TV, Gordon Brown, Labour, Tony Blair

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Geoffrey

John — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 11:49:31 +0000

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Geoffrey, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, [...]

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The Truth About North Sea Oil

John — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 07:42:14 +0000

The truth is starting to surface about how the British public, and Scottish citizens in particular, have been deceived about North Sea oil. Luckily, the word is out and thanks to the Internet we can find out the real facts and correct the misconceptions that have been allowed to fester for too long. Everyone should read [...]

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Glasgow East Wakes Up To Labour

John — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:25:29 +0000

At last the people of Glasgow East has woken up to New Tories Labour and voted in an MP and a party that truly does care about them. For those of you who don’t want to know the result, you may wish to look away now! Labour supporters and Gordon Brown may also wish to [...]

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Careful Who You Scare

John — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:02:48 +0000

This is pretty amusing! Technorati Tags: funny, humour, humor, YouTube

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