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		<title>Lost Wean</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2011/09/22/lost-wean/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 17:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chewin the Fat]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A classic Karen Dunbar sketch… Technorati Tags: Chewin the Fat,Karen Dunbar,Lost Wean]]></description>
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		<title>The Diet</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2011/06/12/the-diet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2011 14:43:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An&#160; Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor&#160; put him on a diet. &#34;I&#160; want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip&#160; a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.&#160; The next time I see you, you should have lost at&#160; least 5 pounds.” When the Irishman&#160; returned, he shocked the doctor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Glesga Burd</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 23:55:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man buy’s a Budgie from Scotland. It keeps repeating, “Am a Glesca Budgie I’m as hard as f**k” After a week the man gets so fed up he buys a Kestrel and puts it in the cage saying, “Let’s see how hard you are now!” Next morning the Kestrel is dead and the Budgie is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Glasgow Guide Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 12:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<title>My iPad Won&#8217;t Go Online</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2011/03/16/my-ipad-wont-go-online/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 21:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Black Eyed Peas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mr Punch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mr Punch’s parody of the Black Eyed Peas hit Time of My Life. Technorati Tags: Black Eyed Peas,iPad,Mr Punch]]></description>
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		<title>The Bodyguard</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2011/03/11/the-bodyguard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 11:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gadaffi]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine being the Libyan leaders bodyguard when someone tries to shoot him and you have to shout &#34;Gadaffi Duck!&#34; Technorati Tags: Gadaffi,humour,humor,joke,Libya]]></description>
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		<title>Bruno Mars&#8211;Just the Way You Are&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2011/02/12/bruno-marsjust-the-way-you-are/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 17:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[… but better… Technorati Tags: Bruno Mars, humor, humour, Just the Way You Are]]></description>
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		<title>Xmas Golf</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2011/02/09/xmas-golf/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2011/02/09/xmas-golf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 22:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Four men were playing their weekly game of golf when one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his friends and play a round of golf. His friends all chimed in and said, &#8216;Let&#8217;s do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Red Wagon</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2011/02/09/little-red-wagon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 10:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter&#8217;s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Brothel</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2011/02/09/the-brothel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 07:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Words Of Wisdom]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[lawyer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The madam opened the brothel door in Prestwick and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. &#34;May I help you sir?&#34;&#160; she asked. The man replied,&#160; &#34;I want to see Suzy.&#34; &#34;Sir, Suzy is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else&#34; , said [...]]]></description>
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