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		<title>Cinders</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bandit for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.
Cinderella said, &#34;Fairy Godmother, what are you doing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Psychiatrists vs Bartenders</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever since I was a child I’ve always had a fear of someone hiding under my bed at night. So I recently went to a shrink to see what could be done.
&#8216;I&#8217;ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there&#8217;s somebody under it.&#160; I&#8217;m scared.&#160; I think I&#8217;m going crazy.&#8217; was my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Johnny</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: &#34;Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.&#34;
Little Johnny says [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Best Road Tax Disc Holder in the World</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/03/06/the-best-road-tax-holder-in-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 10:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Classic and so true!

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		<title>A Sheep on a Leash</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/03/06/a-sheep-on-a-leash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 09:27:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cow]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says&#8230;
&#34;Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.&#34;
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, &#34;If you weren&#8217;t such an idiot, you&#8217;d know that&#8217;s a sheep, Not a cow.&#34;
The guy replies, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mechanic vs Pilot</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a &#34;gripe sheet&#34;, which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nurses aren&#8217;t supposed to laugh</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/02/27/nurses-arent-supposed-to-laugh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Of course I won&#8217;t laugh!’, said the nurse. ‘I&#8217;m a professional. In over twenty years I&#8217;ve never laughed at a patient.&#8217; 
&#8216;Okay then.&#8217; said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest &#8216;man-thingy&#8217; the nurse had ever seen.
Length and width, it couldn&#8217;t have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Post Valentine Day Computer Advice</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/02/16/post-valentine-day-computer-advice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harry Enfield]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A funny video from Sophos in the style of Harry Enfield’s “Mr Cholmondley-Warner Government Information Films”.



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		<title>WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 !!!</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/02/09/why-condoms-come-in-boxes-of-3-6-and-12/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/02/09/why-condoms-come-in-boxes-of-3-6-and-12/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:32:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. 
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, &#34;What are these, Dad? 
To which the man matter-of-fact replies, &#34;Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex.&#34; 
&#34;Oh I see,&#34; replied the boy pensively. Yes, I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Animal Heaven</title>
		<link>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/02/07/animal-heaven/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grumblingtummy.com/archives/2010/02/07/animal-heaven/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, &#8216;You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.&#8217; 
The cat thought for a minute and then said, &#8216;All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. [...]]]></description>
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